The Second Horseman of The Apocalypse
In what can only be described as a precursor for the impending end of the world, Tom Cruise has proposed to Katie Holmes. Any bets on how long this will last? (June 29th?)
Links to the sappy, Eiffel Tower/Paris proposal.
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And of course Here
That makes two horseman so far
Pestilence: Britney Pregnant
War: TomKat
Famine: (I’m thinking this will have something to do with Lindsey Lohan)
Conquest: ????
Oh, and while I’m busy being blown away by the fact that she’s 26 and he’s 42, I just found out that 1) Michelle Branch is pregnant as well. She’s 21 and her Hubby is 40.
Both these guys are old enough to be their fiances/wives DADS!
Brain … Hurts… Must.. Go… Take… Nap…
I still think it is a publicity stunt.
Frankly, the best I can hope for was that it started as a stunt, and in an 80s movie twist sort of way, they actually ended up liking each other, a la “Can’t Buy Me Love.”
But still, ew.
When does War of the Worlds come out? If it is a sham, I can see it ending a week or so after War of the Worlds starts.
Maybe Tom is going through his mid-life crisis and he just needs a younger wife to make himself feel better! I think that it is just gross that younger women want to be with men that are old enough to be their fathers.
Nah, from what I’ve read via their PR publicist.
They are in love.
I’m all veklempt.
I just now know what industry I need to be in, if I hit my forties and I’m still not married >:)
Oh, War of the Worlds comes out on the 29th.
Alternate suggestion for pestilence…
Well, this:
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/06/16/oregon_cat_born_with_two_faces/
Kate.
That.. Is So.. Gross
in a couple of years i’m totally going to marry some old guy named robert so people will call us “bobkat”.