Startin to stress eat

I am going to have to create a category for girls. Cuz I just don`t understand ya`ll.

I am starting to stress eat. I am now all the way up to 200lbs. I am almost eating my daily alotment of calories.

So I had one girl come over to play “pinball” I proceeded to talk to her for four hours. As the female of the species seems want to do, she started to grill (notice the simularity between the word girl and grill ? Coincidence ? I think not!)

Anyways, for someone who has absolutely no Idea when a girl is flirting, I think I have four girls showing me overt attention.

Time to go eat a Doughnut