Standing in line for Star Wars
Here I sit.
With my people. I have been in denial for a long time. It feels so much better to really admit who I am.
Hi, my name is Chris and I am a Star Wars Geek.
I have a creepy guy sitting next to me.
If something happens to me tonight I beqeath my pinball machines to
Snowball, the family cat.
I seriously think this guy is picking up gum off of the ground and eating it.
OK. He is. This is creeping me out. He’s in my showing as well.
He’s going to make a man suit out of me I just know it.
Why am I here again?
Oh yes, to see all the boys and girls dressed up as Jedi, Sith, and wookies.
And to be uncomfortably close to the creepy guy.
It puts the lotion on its skin, and puts it in the basket.
Oh, I just sat down and creepy guy sat down at the same time and started picking at his skin.
Creeeepin me OUT
hahahahaha
You poor child.
I hope he didn’t start talking to himself.
I knew your true colors would show. How was the show. No review like you did of Moulin Rouge? Well, speak up.
Chris, we all know of your secret addictions, we have just been kind enough, not to rub it in your face. 😉