I have a reputation to maintain

Within the last few days I had the following phone conversation. (names changed to protect the innocent)

Not-Dad: When you installed Hamachi on my machine, does that mean you can use my bandwidth
Me: No, but you can uninstall Hamachi if you want
Not-Dad: Because ever since you installed it, all the Internet access has been slow
Me: Well, it shouldn’t be Hamachi, and I’m not stealing your bandwidth, go ahead and uninstall it.

One call from a sibling later, and the issue was finally resolved. Oh, and the issue wasn’t me eating up bandwidth.

But can ya’ll tell what happens when I visit the not-parents ?