Author: Chris

OHHH the Humanity

OHHH the Humanity

My favorite light Jacket. Has a hole in the pocket. Not just a small hole, I’m talking, HUGE. It looks like something melted it’s way through the jacket. How it didn’t melt into me,...

Blog going down for maintenance…

Blog going down for maintenance…

The whine from the hard drive that runs the blog is driving me nuts. I mean, really, how am I supposed to whisper sweet nothings into the ladies ears, something along the lines of...

When I was your age..

When I was your age..

I was recently over at a friends house, watching me some Survivor Guatemala (So I like *one* reality TV show, big whoop, want to fight about it?). In between watching people stab random strangers...

Bug Squashing..

Bug Squashing..

I’ve been getting complaints of late, that the blog is slow, that it hates some people, likes others. In an effort to fix this up, if you are having a problem, please, let me...

In the Navy!

In the Navy!

I need some fashion advice.. Since I am of the fashioned challenged.. The fact that I own a belt buckle that says “Carnie” and that I own biker boots, with out the bike should...