I walked the walk, I talked the talk.
I’m now thinking of getting the hair cut. You’ve all seen the pictures of the bushy lamb chops. The thick hair. If not, scroll down. So, anonymous Internet girls (And guys, if there are...
Monthly Archive: July 2005
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Unable to think..
Pulled Handcarts I can barely even move. Brains so slow. Lots and Lots of bonnets. At least I got to wear my boots.
It’s kneecap breakin time.
Alas, this means War. I’m not talking about a nice, say, war of words, war of Magic, war of Roses, or a war of the worlds. This is the bad kind of War. I...
Name Droppin
In the last month or so, I noticed that there were a lot of google searches based off of my name ending up here. Not just the short version, but the “I’m a first...
Hiho Hiho, it’s off on a mission he goes.
This weekend I had a chance to hang with the littlest bro before he heads off to his Mission in the North Carolinas (Spanish Speaking, poor kid). The one going on the mission is...
Just because I promised some Photos of Carnies
I don’t back down on promises. Even if it involves shabbily dressed people who don’t have very many teeth, and don’t shower apparently. No, I’m not talking about the town’s new Super-Duper-Scrumdidlyumptious WalMart. Nor...
The plight of the single guy.
Girls think us single guys have it so easy. Nothing could be farther from the truth! I won’t even start into the pain that a guy has to go through when he puts his...