Greatest Monster Hair Rock Metal Love Ballad
While I am sad, I can’t focus on being sad.
I just want too much to be happy.
In that vein, I was listening to my mp3 player (also known as the lovable scamp, Bender) when what came on but
“Can you take me high enough” by the Damn Yankees.
Some of my most favorite lines include
And I don’t want to live without you anymore.
Can’t you see I’m in misery?
And you know for sure
I would live and die for you
And I’d know just what to do when you call me baby.
Don’t say good night (bye)
Say you’re gonna stay forever
Oh, all the way
(Insert some runaway guitar solos. A must for any Monster Hair Rock Metal Love Ballad)
Greatest Monster Hair Rock Metal Love Ballad ever.
Do ya’ll have any favorites?
Extra points to anyone who can tell me what band (and the name of the song) that has a video where Slash leaves the Church and plays a runaway guitar solo in the lone prairie (The doors to the Church are apparently wormholes. One leads the big city, the other to the lone prairie.)
Guns N Roses—November Rain
Here is my favorite mullet ballad:
Every Rose Has It’s Thorn | Poison
“Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn”
Ok.
Jenny gets the extra points…
Now. What the heck killed Axel’s Wife?
How about his:
“The video never explicitly indicates how she died, but the mirror that covers half of her coffin hints that it was a rather violent death. This video is the second part of a trilogy comprised of Don’t Cry, November Rain, and Estranged. In Don’t Cry, Stephanie pries a handgun away from a suicidal Axl so her death could somehow be related to that gun. The definitive answer is that it was suicide. The video is based on a short story by Axl’s friend Del James where the main character’s wife kills herself due to his infidelity. Of course, very few people who saw the video ever got a chance to read the story.”
Ok Mr. Google.
How much did this Music Video Cost?
Why does Slash go out to the prairie for his blistering hot guitar solo?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Here are some non-google answers:
1) It cost more than $1.
2) He actually did his solo where he did because he watched the show “Little House on the Prairie” when has was growing up and he always wanted to be on TV in a prairie.
3) Is a woodchuck a real animal?
Chris did you ever go to Roller City when you where a young buck? I remember listening to all of the monster ballads there on the slow skates.
Yes. Roller city.
I played lots of video games there.
And there are woodchucks.
My favourite:
(Aerosmith)
Lying close to you feeling your heart beating
And I’m wondering what you’re dreaming
Wondering if it’s me you’re seeing
Then I kiss your eyes
And thank God we’re together
I just want to stay with you in this moment forever
Forever and ever
Don’t want to close my eyes
I don’t want to fall asleep
Cause I’d miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
No matter how stalker-esque potential it has, I would melt at the knees if a guy sang that to me. *sigh*
You really need to have the dialouge from Armagedon at the beginning of the song.
If you want to throw up a little bit in your mouth that is.
Is it just me, or do the hair bands do the romantic thing a lot?