This is nothing. In high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of Cola a week, right up to my third heart attack
I was able to spend some time this week with my little bro. During the week we were able to go to Red Lobster (the wonderful place, where they take a food that is fundimentally good for you, and bake it in lakes of butter)
Those of you who know me can testify, I LOVE ME SOME SEAFOOD. Heck, I don’t even wait till it’s cooked. If I can get my hands on it, I will down me some Sushi as well. To make matters even better, it was ALL YOU CAN EAT shrimp. I can eat lots of shrimp. I can eat bucket fulls of shrimp.
I’m pretty sure that I made some people swear off seafood ever again at the rate I was eating the stuff. The carnage that was the shrimp feast was not for the faint of heart. I ‘m pretty sure that in my hurry to cram as much shrimp down my gullet (before my stomach realized it was full) I was missing the mouth and hitting people with shrimp shards(tm).
Eventually, I had to stop, after little brother #2 started to give me funny looks, and I got called by work (alas, I am on call this week), but that, is another story.
My cousin Jenny and I are the reigning South Florida queens of the all you can eat snow crab leg feast. That’s a crown I won’t be giving up anytime soon.
You better check your little napkin with blog notes…that’s not how I remember it. Have you been watching too much rita repulsa lately?
what’s up with the comment?
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Brian, don’t be jealous of my Blog notepad. I mean, I can understand your revultion from watching me eat, but calling me a scurvey dog….
you’re weird…just plain weird
Nope, nope I’m not.