That Hansel. He’s So Hot Right Now.

Alas, I’ve been busy unpacking.

Let me rephrase that. I’ve been busy unpacking and throwing away. I keep way too much junk. I prefer to call it “Collecting”. Right now, I have the most awesome box collection ever. I’ve been thinking of posting it on E-bay. I’m sure there are other box collectors.

On Saturday I had to pick up some.. uhh. Gumballs for my gumball machine. That meant a trip to SAMS Club. I had my mom & sister-in-law with me when we passed a girl.

This girl was giving me a big ole smile, she had been watching me come into SAMS and I had been acting goofy. I didn’t realize anyone was watching.

She maintained eye contact with me as well. After we walked by, I accused the females I was with that the girl had been smiling at them. They assured me that she was laughing at me.

To bad she was two.

It’s comforting to know that I’ll be able to keep any future nieces/nephews or my own kids (who knows..) entertained.

Alas, I’ll continue to work on those girls that are oh, say, quite a bit older. Hopefully if I keep acting goofy at SAMS I’ll find one in my age bracket! Who knows!?

Until then, to quote Derek Zoolander, “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is”