It’s a sign. A sign that I must get some Overalls
In what *must* be labeled a miracle
Or a fluke of nature
But I prefer an Internet miracle
I found the following article.
An article about Wal-Mart and the Singles Scene
And I quote
Singles can head to the Roanoke Wal-Mart tonight for the third of the store’s weekly singles nights, held every Friday evening. Billed as a way singles can meet their match while filling their cart, participating customers select shopping carts adorned with red bows identifying them as singles looking to mingle. The rest is up to them.
Just yesterday the Super Wal-Mart had it’s grand opening.
I mean, this has to be a sign. A sign that I need to wear some overalls.
With a piece of grass hanging between my lips.
And a straw hat.
And that’s not even for the parade.
Next on the Blog: Me going on Jerry Springer with the rest of the freakshows that inhabit Wal-Mart (I originally thought he just recycled them from show to show, but once I went to the Local Wally world, I found that apparently Wal-Mart ships them in when it breaks into new territory.)
I’ll be looking Hot.
Hottie-McHot wearing Overalls.
The Ladies Shall Swoon.
I think you need to gain back all that weight you lost (and then some), plus wear the overalls sans shirt in order to really fit in with the Wal-Mart/Jerry Springer crowd.
Chris- Please don’t wear the overalls! Are you wanting to women to come to you or run away from you. if you are going to wear the overalls then yoou need to grow out your sideburns and make them into a long beard and then you will look the part! Good luck with the ladies!
Speaking of the ladies, I think you need to think about the, um, caliber of ladies who are going to find your overall-wearing, Wal-Mart-chic self sexy. I’m just sayin’.
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What’s wrong with the Wal-MArt Ladies?