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I hereby proclaim Tuesday as Xanadu DAY!

by Chris · April 19, 2005

I was leaving the casa when I saw him.

The Mailman. He was at our drop off.

I had to take off to work, or else I would have stalked him until he left.

Because today is the day.

I hurried through work, the only way a person, who knows he’s got only the BESTEST Worst MOVIE on the PLANET EARTH waiting for him.

I finally got home. I got to the drop off.

And there it was. A package, with a little Amazon.com smilie face on it.

I was all over it, like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat.

My hands were shakey. I had to wipe the sweat from my forehead. I eagerly ripped open the box, threw out the packing, and what appeared.

XANADU (oh, and Cloak and Dagger and a Sheri Austin CD).

Well, Internets, I must go. DVD to watch, and watch, and watch.

Oh, and then pack for the U2 concert.

Woo!

Xaannnaddu!

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1. Dad says:

   April 20, 2005 at 6:00 pm

   Hope you have recovered from your sickness. How in the heck did you ever get hooked on that flick. I like the chick, but in this she is even bad. Did you like Grease?

2. H says:

   April 20, 2005 at 9:03 pm

   That movie is CLASSIC.

   I hope when I get to heaven I get to come back to save at least one roller-rink.

3. Chris says:

   April 21, 2005 at 12:17 am

   Thank you, thank you!

   There you go, family that persecute me, ANOTHER person who likes Xanadu.

   Oh, Thanksgiving is going to be so much FUN!

4. Chris says:

   April 21, 2005 at 12:17 am

   Oh, I need to pack. WO HO! U2!