And I have no privacy!
I know.. This post isn’t about the Great Space Coaster (everyone, get on board)
or The time I got stuck in Rawlins and had to sleep in my truck (photos included)
or The the Do It Yourself Slanket my little sis made me.
or the Glimpse of ErinAnnie walking around with shotguns (look for a blond with some shades and ear protection. I think she walked in front of the camera on purpose).
Trust me. Those blog posts will come
Have I ever lied?
No.
This is about me, being an idiot and watching skads of CourtTV, Biography, and History Channel (or as I like to call it, the Nazi Channel. Anyone besides me notice that 90 percent of that programming is about WWII?). Now before I went and got a Set Top Box, I didn’t have to worry about these channels.
I didn’t have TV. So I didn’t watch TV.
Now I get to sit back and watch shows like Forensic Files, Cold Case Detectives, shootout, Cases of an FBI profiler, and a host of other scary shows. Now like every other man, I like to scare myself.
Of course, I’ve done the stupid thing, and scared myself silly.
I’m pretty sure I’mgoing to turn up dead somewhere.
Or that I am going to become a statistic and get myself wrapped around a tree, or get hit driving (the trip from Rawlins helped this little Phobia).
You know what? I don’t need this. I already have a phobia of Flying? That pretty much leaves me with just trains! I can’t go across town in a train.
Well at least not yet.
If anything does happen, and the cops have to bust down the door, just remember. I was put into that compromising position, with the cheetos.
And Gordon, you are written out of the pinball will.
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