I always feel like somebodys watchinng meeee
And I have no privacy!
I know.. This post isn’t about the Great Space Coaster (everyone, get on board)
or The time I got stuck in Rawlins and had to sleep in my truck (photos included)
or The the Do It Yourself Slanket my little sis made me.
or the Glimpse of ErinAnnie walking around with shotguns (look for a blond with some shades and ear protection. I think she walked in front of the camera on purpose).
Trust me. Those blog posts will come
Have I ever lied?
No.
This is about me, being an idiot and watching skads of CourtTV, Biography, and History Channel (or as I like to call it, the Nazi Channel. Anyone besides me notice that 90 percent of that programming is about WWII?). Now before I went and got a Set Top Box, I didn’t have to worry about these channels.
I didn’t have TV. So I didn’t watch TV.
Now I get to sit back and watch shows like Forensic Files, Cold Case Detectives, shootout, Cases of an FBI profiler, and a host of other scary shows. Now like every other man, I like to scare myself.
Of course, I’ve done the stupid thing, and scared myself silly.
I’m pretty sure I’mgoing to turn up dead somewhere.
Or that I am going to become a statistic and get myself wrapped around a tree, or get hit driving (the trip from Rawlins helped this little Phobia).
You know what? I don’t need this. I already have a phobia of Flying? That pretty much leaves me with just trains! I can’t go across town in a train.
Well at least not yet.
If anything does happen, and the cops have to bust down the door, just remember. I was put into that compromising position, with the cheetos.
And Gordon, you are written out of the pinball will.
I can’t help but want to come to your apartment in the middle of the night and scratch the door and tap at the windows now, just to try to scare you… or, catch a peek at what’s going on with you and the cheetos.
Seriously, this blog cracked me up. I get it. I too scare myself sometimes from watching scary television shows. I think it’s human nature to be curious, and a bit fun to get the adrenaline rush which comes from fear, as well as smart to be informed and cautious. But if a serious phobia is beginning, stop it while you can. It’s no fun to be worried or scared all of the time.
Just remember, “Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.” – Anonymous.
I had to stop watching Law & Order: SVU for a while for that very reason. I had pretty much accepted that rape and murder was how I was going to leave this world. Of course that’s not true. I hope. But at any rate, I’m back to watching SVU again. **sigh**
You better make that pinball will airtight, because If i find a way i can exploit it…..
YOUR DEAD!
Jill: I’ll be framed with the Cheetos.
Rachel: yeah, no more courtTv for me.
Gordon: Of course it’s airtight.. They are all going to Michael!
Perhaps we ought to try a gutpack (frito pie) made out of cheetos instead of fritos?
Tempting……
I was trying to look at the link that your sister Julie made you. What happened to it? Did you hate it so much that you decided not to put in on your blog. I am also waiting for the pictures of you in your car in Rawlins
Julie: It’s coming. Trust me.
Brendo: Lets just do the Fritos. I found some brisket at SAMS