Livin it One Day at A Time

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I need some fashion advice..

Since I am of the fashioned challenged..

The fact that I own a belt buckle that says “Carnie” and that I own biker boots, with out the bike should make that apparent.

Let me know should I get this pea coat or not?

My finger is so close to clicking on the buy button…

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For a long time, I’ve been telling girls that there is a male handbook. One that as a man, you must obey at all times. This is not something to be trifled with.

Ironically, I found it while I was reading Heather’s blog. Honestly, I figured that after she had seen the aftermath of the comic-con that she would have realized that telling a bunch of computer geeks that she’s dressing up as Xena (the Warrior Princess) this Halloween would make her very popular.

All I hope for, are pictures…..

So, back on track, here’s some of the best quotes (that may, or may not be true) from the handbook

It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master b) After wrecking your boss’ car

No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man. In fact, even remembering your mate’s birthday is strictly optional.

On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.

If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see
anything.

Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an
almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.

Rules. To. Live. By.

P.S. Still waiting for track listing/CD… (you know who you are..)

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