I don’t back down on promises. Even if it involves shabbily dressed people who don’t have very many teeth, and don’t shower apparently.
No, I’m not talking about the town’s new Super-Duper-Scrumdidlyumptious WalMart. Nor am I talking about the Jerry Springer show. I’m talking about Frontier Days & The Carnival (where the Jerry Springer people go for vacation, I swear).
Yes, the Carnival. Home of Expensive, greasy, and probably vermin infested food.
I was tempted.
The $8.00 Dipping Dots were may favorites, since it costs that much to ship them to the Carnival. From the Moon I’d guess.
I got to see some drunk non-cowboys, and a carnie ride that for some reason, was in the park, but not set up (I’m thinking it’s haunted).
Since I promised carnies, the two dudes in blue are carnies. I found that they would run away from the camera if I got any closer.
Makes one wonder..
Oh, and the other photos are of rides that I fondly call “The Puke-o-tron 1, and the Puke-o-tron 2″.
Someday this will be all over and the town will return to…
hmmmmm..
Girls think us single guys have it so easy.
Nothing could be farther from the truth!
I won’t even start into the pain that a guy has to go through when he puts his arm around a girl at the beginning of a movie, and then slowly feel all the blood drain from said arm. I’ll leave that horrendous story for some other time.
So instead I’ll complain about the local Electrical Utility.
I got home last night, and for the third time in the last three weeks, I was without power.
Do you realize how crippling this is to a single guy!?!?!? I was without a food source!
My cupboard consists of the following
– Cans-o-soup
– Ramen
– Some brown & grain sugar
– Some seasoning
My Fridge consists of
– Some Polish Dogs
– Mustard
– A zillion bottles of IBC Root Beer
– Some Steam dumplings
Since my oven is electric, I can’t even heat water.
Ramen -> No hot water (Microwave, oven)
Polish Dogs -> Same problem
Steam Dumplings -> Same problem.
I was hosed.
I think this needs to be the exception to the Elder Oaks talk.
If I ever have to have two years worth of food.
I’m going to be a meal for some wolf.
As it was, I had a nice snack of Mustard and seasoning.
