June 17, 2005

The Second Horseman of The Apocalypse

Filed under: Goofing-off — Chris @ 12:07 pm

In what can only be described as a precursor for the impending end of the world, Tom Cruise has proposed to Katie Holmes. Any bets on how long this will last? (June 29th?)

Links to the sappy, Eiffel Tower/Paris proposal.

Here
Here
Here
And of course Here

That makes two horseman so far
Pestilence: Britney Pregnant
War: TomKat
Famine: (I’m thinking this will have something to do with Lindsey Lohan)
Conquest: ????

Oh, and while I’m busy being blown away by the fact that she’s 26 and he’s 42, I just found out that 1) Michelle Branch is pregnant as well. She’s 21 and her Hubby is 40.

Both these guys are old enough to be their fiances/wives DADS!

Brain … Hurts… Must.. Go… Take… Nap…

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The Power of the Choke

Filed under: Goofing-off — Chris @ 8:05 am

I consider myself a fair man.

A Kind Man.

A Just Man.

But when one besmirches the name of the Detroit Pistons.

I cannot let it pass.

My friend Brendon left a comment here, talking up the Spurs. I decided, I’d be the bigger man. I’d let him have his day. The series would show who the best team was.

Then I go and read their Blog and what do I see? He mocked the good boys of Detroit (or as I have started callin them, the Angels of Detroit).

We shall see how this turns out, since last night they, shall we say, wiped the floor with the Spurs.

Disclaimer: I spent a good portion of my life in Detroit. I have some loyalty to them.

Family & Friends check out my Comment back, and feel free to let the Brendo know which team is *the best* team in the NBA.

Brendo: Some things can be forgiven. You are treading on some thin ice buddy. Can’t wait till you make it up here in a few weeks so I can openly mock you when Detroit wins, yet again.

Peace Out.

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