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Why Geeks are Worth It.
by
Chris
·
May 29, 2005
I found the following on Craigslist (home of the Internet’s huge billboard) titled
Why Geeks and Nerds are worth it (ignore #7)
My favorites have to be.
10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you’ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he’ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn’t want to go someplace with you, you won’t have to worry much about what he’s up to. You’ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It’s ok. He’s used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.
And
9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won’t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his “groove” on with club hotties because, frankly, he’ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen.
Me: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models… They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!”
Geek Guy: “ooooooo…”
Me: “Hey!” *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: “What?”
Me: “Never mind…”
I dedicate this post to whomever I end up dating next >:)
Chris
Little bit Computer Junkie, Little bit pinball Junkie. Pretty much all around Geek.
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Geeks definitely rocks! Long live the Geek community…
I love me some geeks!! They are totally sexy. As long as they maintain personal hygiene. Dirty geeks are gross.
Geeks with good fashion sense (a rare breed) make me hot.
Susannah… What exactly is good fashion sense for a geek? 😉
All I can say, there are three smart women here. I’m not quite sure why ya’ll still read what I write..
Good fashion sense for a geek is still the same standard for non-geeky guys, in my opinion.
I’m a sucker for nice shoes (non-tennis shoes), blue jeans, well-fitting button down shirt, and a blazer. (Meow!) That and darling geekiness? Hold me back.
Does such a geek really exist? >:)
And remind me again, what’s a blazer? >:) (I can’t find one that will fit me, with my orangatan arms and all)