Flirtin With the Readhead.
I left Cheyenne early and jetted down to Denver.
I now remember why *I* would end up going postal and committing some road rage if I moved to the big city. Why is it that people have to get into the fast lane, and then go slow. To top it off, they seem to not know! Apparently in Colorado they have enacted a law to make people stay in the right lane..
But I digress.
Anyways, I finally got to Tysons and his friend was cooking the schnitzel, she was cooking some mean grub, and well, looking cute. I didn’t have much time to talk as another group come through the door. Tyson was a bit busy, so I just sat down on the couch and chilled. Finally the food was ready, and I started to chow. Sat with the other outsiders (Tyson, a guy named Ryan, and myself). We ate at the couches. Soon conversation started to pick up and I made fun of some of the girls singing renditions of “Saturday’s Warrior”. After a while everyone was milling around my area.
From there we watched a rather freaky story about a body building eight year old, and I had a chance to make fun of stuff, which, I am a master at. (I got skills, computer hacking skills, mockery skills)
Following that, a few left to go to bed and/or bowling. The remainder stayed to watch “A Beautiful Mind”. I hung out on the floor, and made fun of Tyson. At that time, the girls had good odds. 2 girls, 4 guys.
Soon I was making fun of Russell Crowe, the readhead was laughing, and she jumped down on the floor. So we sat and watched the movie. All the time, the legs were getting closer (through totally random movements on my end, I assure you, gentle reader).
The entire movie goes like this. At one point we get some apple strudel and she doesn’t have a fork or plate, so I got her one. (Chivalry isn’t dead)
Afterwords, I’m still making fun of Tyson, the movie, and anything I can. While I am busy mocking, she talks and looks right at me for long periods of time. I’m like. “GEE this is FUN!”.
It’s a good thing I turned in my “He-Man Woman Haters Club” membership yesterday.
I had fun talking with her.
Soon it was time for them to go and she said goodbye by shaking my hand and saying “Doctor”. And I’m like, “she’s referencing Spys Like Us!” . Points for her! I say in my best Chevy Chase impression “Doctoooorrr”.
Morning runs around and I decided to help Tyson clean the church building for Stake Conference. We made it to the meeting house, and there were some more cuties. Not only that, but this ward can talk some serious smack. I’m talking smack, Smack SMACK. Tyson receives even more than he can dish out. This ward is awesome.
I’m chillin, eating the breakfast supplied, and all the sudden I feel a hand on my shoulder, and there’s the readhead, “Doctor!”. We talk for a bit, then I continue to eat, she gets some food.
I go hang with the table of people I know, then it’s time to clean. I get grouped with the girl, and we end up going pretty much everywhere together. Cleanin the windows, cleaning the pews, cleaning and flirting. For two hours.
It was nice, it was fun. While I am not sure, I am pretty sure I saw her talking to a friend and they were looking in my direction, and talking.
Who knows, I could be reading it all wrong, but hey, I had fun.
Girls, just to let you know, when you aren’t making my life suck, you make it rock.
Oh, I’ll talk about the Temple later π
Dude, I liked the unedited version better!!
Oh, I’ll talk about the Temple later π
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Is it later yet? Sounds like you had fuN!
The original looked like I was on drugs. Mis-spelling all over the place, commas where there should be none, no commas where there should have been.
Was that what you were laughing at? π