Don’t Hassel The Hoff
In the continuing saga of watching a train wreck happen in slow motion, with body parts flying everywhere, and that sick sick feeling you get in the pit of your stomach, I bring you “Secret Agent Man” By David “King of the Green Screen” Hasselhoff.
Anyone have any of that orange vomit powder?
Oh, And if any of you find the “Don’t Hassel the Hoff” T-Shirt, tell me, it must be mine.
P.S. I swear, networkers wrap up soon, including Video “You be the rockstar” experience.
I bet this was his video resume to be the new Bond after Brosnan. I bet he’s still mad at his agent. He probably goes around the house saying, “Daniel Craig? Daniel Craig? Are you kidding me. What has he got that I haven’t got? I mean this is Bond….England….I’m huge in Europe. I could take Kit with me and he’d be the best Bond car ever….Pamela Lee could by my Bond girl…..I don’t get it…..are we still doing the shoot with the Wiggles later?”
Hardy, Hardy, Hardy…my scrapbooker sources are so two weeks ahead of you. I should have emailed you these links then. I’m sorry I failed you.
As penance for not keeping you up-to-the-minute in Hasselhoff videos, I give you
http://www.stage5.com.au/shop_dh.php?what_category=6
And, if you want to throw up a little in your mouth, then Google “Hasselhoffian Recursion” and click on the first link. It’s not pretty. You’ve been warned.
Have you guys heard about his “bizzare shaving accident?” do a news search…
Leigh… Whooooaaaa…. at $40 a shirt, that’s a bit rich for even my blood. Oh, and please do better next time 😉 And thanks for making me sick for the next decade or so with that Hasselhoff recursion.
Brendo: You think he has an agent? I mean really… wouldn’t an agent stop things like this from happening?
Have you watched “Get Into My Car”? Painful. David is looking OLD.
Kelly.. We can no longer be friends.
I just bought the coolest T-shirt yesterday. It was a David Hasselhoff shirt from http://www.donkeyts.com It says Don’t hassel the hoff with a picture of his face on it. When I wear it out to bars, chicks I could never get come up and talk to me about it. It’s a great ice-breaker.