I’ve been mulling over my life, and trying to figure out women (which I may never do).
So I present the analogy of If men and women were appliances.
Men: Men are like the Fridge you might buy at SAMS. It’s a nice looking fridge, all stainless steel. You get a box that’s the same size as the floor model you saw. Once the fridge is at home you plug it in. You have to put the shelves in, and put the food in, and it works.
Women: Women are like the BBQ sets you see at SAMS.
You look at it, and think “That’s a nice looking BBQ set”. You get taken to a box, but aren’t allowed to look in it.
You get home, open the box, and it’s in a hundred little pieces.
The manual is only written in Korean.
And there are no pictures of where to put what piece to what piece.
You finally get it put together, there are 2 bolts left over.
And there is a equal chance of when you try to light it up of getting a nice warm fire, or having it explode and killing everyone in a one block radius.
Now before anyone gets angry at me, I like girls, I am just trying to say I get confused by ya’ll, is all.
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