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Frito Pie (Part One)
by
Chris
·
April 3, 2005
I’ve been talking with a Texan who has been mentioning Frito Pie.
Did I say mentioning? It’s more like a taunting of Frito Pie.
So, I finally decided to make some Frito Pie
I headed over to Albertsons to get the ingredients.
As I drove up, I found that Dan the Man’s BBQ was in town, so I got some Brisket!
So then I got the ingredents.
Got the Fritos, Chili, and Cheese!
Don’t forget the Onion!
Then I got the baking pan out, and it was time to start.
WHAT!??!?!?! No can opener.
This is how I looked, only not as happy
So I just went and cried myself to bed on my huge pilla.
Chris
Little bit Computer Junkie, Little bit pinball Junkie. Pretty much all around Geek.
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Liar. 😛
Oh, wait. Never mind. It says Part One. Now I look dumb.
Move along. Ignore the dumb girl… {grin}
Anyone who quotes So I Married An Ax Murderer is ok by me.
Oh.. I love So I Married An Ax Murderer.
Head! Pants! Now..
And “Man Has baby, that’s news.”
Such an underrated film..
What, no pickles or jalapenos????
What kind of Texan are you?
I’d just like to add:
Harriet, sweet Harriet
Hard hearted harbinger of haggis…
Un-Trusting..
Un Love-ed?
The Colonel, with his weebiddy eyes, saying “Oh, ye’ll eat me chicken”
Oh, and Brendo, I ain’t no Texan. I’m a Wyomingite.
Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats,
Cartoons Saturday Morney, they make me so horney,
I want to be Betty’s Barney!
🙂