Comments on: Awash in the sea of Humanity http://www.hardys.org/2007/11/24/awash-in-the-sea-of-humanity If you don't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a lot longer than you want it to. Fri, 5 Dec 2008 17:34:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Brendon http://www.hardys.org/2007/11/24/awash-in-the-sea-of-humanity#comment-68007 Brendon Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:57:39 +0000 http://www.hardys.org/2007/11/24/awash-in-the-sea-of-humanity#comment-68007 It's the internal desire to shop with Brendo that you have which caused this. I too went to Target at 6:00 Eastern, which would have been right before you woke up. We did not want to get there until it opened, so we were right outside the doors when it opened. Talk about crazies. We were yelled at by crazy ladies who had been out in the freezing weather for hours before the store opened. "We've been here since 4:00, @#$^#@^$ @#$@#$&^#$& GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE". Um excuse me psycho lady who waits for hours in the frigid Ohio Winter air just so you can be a grump and try to run over the crazy lady in front of you as you race through the store for those (8) $3.99 copies of 'Message in a Bottle' or whatever chick flick you thought would be nice to give away to your family for Christmas. You're not fooling anyone. They know you're cheap and that they only cost you $4. I mean come on. I wasn't going to cut in line. I wanted to see the freak show go in before I walked it. Afterall, most of my shopping was already done via the internet the day before. Who did I yell at? Nobody. Did I freeze? No way. How did I show my Christmas spirit? By not swearing at the top of my lungs at my fellow peeps. That's right, I can calmly and collectively say that Christmas is not about Kevin Costner it's about Christ. Show the love, not the lungs. Save that for your kids when they find out you didn't get them a Wii because they were all sold out by the time you left the DVD rack with your 57 videos. Yell at them and tell them to be grateful they can sit down and watch Serendipity as a family now in WideScreen. If they're grateful children, they'll cherish every minute. If they are like you, you'll need those lungs. As I told you at Target. Merry Christmas. It’s the internal desire to shop with Brendo that you have which caused this. I too went to Target at 6:00 Eastern, which would have been right before you woke up. We did not want to get there until it opened, so we were right outside the doors when it opened. Talk about crazies. We were yelled at by crazy ladies who had been out in the freezing weather for hours before the store opened.

“We’ve been here since 4:00, @#$^#@^$ @#$@#$&^#$& GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE”.

Um excuse me psycho lady who waits for hours in the frigid Ohio Winter air just so you can be a grump and try to run over the crazy lady in front of you as you race through the store for those (8) $3.99 copies of ‘Message in a Bottle’ or whatever chick flick you thought would be nice to give away to your family for Christmas. You’re not fooling anyone. They know you’re cheap and that they only cost you $4. I mean come on.

I wasn’t going to cut in line. I wanted to see the freak show go in before I walked it. Afterall, most of my shopping was already done via the internet the day before. Who did I yell at? Nobody. Did I freeze? No way. How did I show my Christmas spirit? By not swearing at the top of my lungs at my fellow peeps. That’s right, I can calmly and collectively say that Christmas is not about Kevin Costner it’s about Christ. Show the love, not the lungs. Save that for your kids when they find out you didn’t get them a Wii because they were all sold out by the time you left the DVD rack with your 57 videos. Yell at them and tell them to be grateful they can sit down and watch Serendipity as a family now in WideScreen. If they’re grateful children, they’ll cherish every minute. If they are like you, you’ll need those lungs. As I told you at Target. Merry Christmas.

]]> By: julie http://www.hardys.org/2007/11/24/awash-in-the-sea-of-humanity#comment-67274 julie Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:10:57 +0000 http://www.hardys.org/2007/11/24/awash-in-the-sea-of-humanity#comment-67274 sniff, i was rudely awakened when you came in. but i am glad you got hairspray, so i could watch it!!!!! :P sniff, i was rudely awakened when you came in. but i am glad you got hairspray, so i could watch it!!!!! :P

]]> By: Dad http://www.hardys.org/2007/11/24/awash-in-the-sea-of-humanity#comment-67240 Dad Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:54:26 +0000 http://www.hardys.org/2007/11/24/awash-in-the-sea-of-humanity#comment-67240 I am glad I was at home, snug in my bed while this madness was going on. I am glad I was at home, snug in my bed while this madness was going on.

]]> By: Miss Hass http://www.hardys.org/2007/11/24/awash-in-the-sea-of-humanity#comment-67206 Miss Hass Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:15:06 +0000 http://www.hardys.org/2007/11/24/awash-in-the-sea-of-humanity#comment-67206 Insane. Insane.

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