I’m not going to post who sent me the following, and I’m just taking some of the more amusing snippets. Guess what, it’s about 24.
If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12″
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer farking
hates lemonade.
It’s no use crying over spilt milk… Unless that was Jack Bauer’s milk. Oh you are so
screwed.
Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another
terrorist twelve miles away.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It’s basically the right
way but faster and more deaths.
I will not say who sent this, I don’t want them getting hurt..
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