November 2, 2005

Tis the Season for CANDY!

Filed under: Bout-Me, Goofing-off, Single Stupid Guy — Chris @ 10:55 am

Since The Great WalMart has put up all the Christmas schwag, I’ve decided that I have permission to talk about the great up coming holiday.. You know.. The one where you make candy.

So a few of you may have noticed that I have, how do you say, an impulsive personality.

I’ve had my eye on this “Needed” kitchen tool for a while. I mean, every house should have one. I also figure that it will fit nicely into my plans for wooing ladies.

To give ya’ll some background, I’ve wanted to be 3-4 things when I grew up. #1 Movie Director #2 Computer Nerd #3 Pastry Chef.

So I need to buy this chocolate temperer. I mean, girls like Chocolate, No? It will make me popular amongst the feminine set, No? I can finally do the stuff I see on Food Network, No?

I mean, it’s all worth it.

I think I’ve convinced myself….

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