August 20, 2005

The Rules of Attraction.

Filed under: All I Really want is Girls — Chris @ 10:39 pm

Oh my goodness I am sunburnt. In typical male fashion, I will complain about it instead of going to buy myself some aloa vera.

I mean really, why fix something when I can schmooze as much sympathy from the opposite gender as possible?

I could score a free Sunday meal out of this! Or some attention! Or mockage.

I’m shooting for the meal.

I was up late last night, trying to get some cheap tickets for the amusement park we went to today. The activities director had shown up and we were surfing the Six Flags website and he was showing me the tickets he was planning on buying (this was on his very slow, virus laden laptop). I started reading the fine print on the Church group package.

We had to send the request in two weeks ago.

Well, that settled that. It looked like the Activities Director and I would just be taking people to the local park, and pushing them in swings. Eventually through my masterful use of google, and my astounding ability read a website, I found that King Soopers had a good deal on tickets.

Which leads me to my question.

Whilst I was riding the rides (Family, I rode a roller coaster, and I have witnesses) and walking the park, I noticed that I was getting some extra attention from a girl. Whilst I may be slow, I’m not stupid. When a girl starts talking to you a lot and sitting close to you, well, you start to notice the attention.

So here’s my question.

Most of the time, when I first meet a girl, my attraction level is pretty much set and if I’m attracted, I’ll move from there. This happens in the space of a few seconds. Guys, you agree or disagree?

For you Girls, it seems like a girl can all the sudden decide she likes a guy depending on if the wind is blowing the right way. Am I wrong?

Let me know. It’s time for me to take a shower and go to bed.

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